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The Midnight Princess Part 1
You know, life can be crazy. It can give you amazing times or luck, completely screw you for no reason, or surprise you. But this? It's all 3 in one go. Does that make sense to you? Probably not. Well, anyways, my name is Tristan, and I am.......a completely normal human who just fell into random uncertain circumstances. Seriously. I have basically nothing special. I'm pretty damn clever, but all that's done for me is get me through the 12 years of hell that is the American schooling system. You probably don't care about that, do you? I'm surprised that there will probably be people still reading this instead of skipping to the good part. I could hide a message here and most would just have skipped over it. Maybe I will next time there's a long unnecessary paragraph of introduction.
Okay, so I live in South Carolina. Yes, this is where Myrtle Beach is. No, we don't go to the beach all year. Got it? Okay. It was a rather sad time, the woods where me and my friends always played was abou
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The Secret of The Watches Pt 5
Part 5: Unexpected Plot Device Moment
"So, any motivational quote you want written on your grave?" the Darkrai in front of me said, holding a Shadow Ball to my face.
"Plot devices are useless." I said, accepting my fate. Suddenly, a Bisharp ran into the room. I couldn't understand what it said, but it and the Darkrai rushed out of here quickly, so it must have been important. I took this chance to run. Then I heard screaming from nearby. Running over there, I saw a Weavile taking a tied up and blindfolded Stacey somewhere.
"Let me go! Why does nothing convenient ever happen to me?!" she said. I followed them to a large room which was also where the Darkrai had gone. The Bisharp from a couple minutes ago said something to her.
"Yes, I know we are currently under attack, but I'm taking someone out today, and we do need to test this. Bring in the Amplifier!" she said. A Gengar came in wearing some kind of device on its arms. "Now, let's see how much power it takes to kill one human." I pa
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The Secret of the Watches Pt 4
LAST TIME ON THIS THING, THE MAIN VILLAIN TRIED TO DESTROY THE HEROES BEFORE THEY COULD DO ANYTHING. SHE SUCKED AT IT. THEN THE EASILY PISSED OFF LOVE INTEREST LET PEOPLE SKIP THE FIRST 2 PARTS. NOW, THE MAIN CHARACTER MUST PLAY TETRIS IF HE WANTS TO NOT SUCK. HE'S KINDA SCREWED, IF YOU ASK ME. BUT SINCE THIS IS NOT DRAGON BALL Z, MAIN CHARACTER IMMUNITY EXISTS. SO HE WON'T END UP SUCKING. GOOD FOR HIM. BUT IF YOU REMEMBER, THERE ARE 3 PEOPLE WHO ARE PROBABLY OK RIGHT NOW. THEY'RE LUCKY AND GET EXPLANATIONS EARLY. DAMN IT WHO WROTE THIS! I WANTED NO SPOILERS! OH WHATEVER, IT'S NOT LIKE WHAT I SPOILED IS TOO FAR INTO THIS PART.
Part 4: Having the Worst Luck Today
Mike's Perspective
"COULD YOU GUYS STOP RUNNING SO I CAN EXPLAIN EVERYTHING!?" Dialga said.
"That's not how any story works! You're supposed to chase us until we get cornered, then we somehow defeat you, then you explain everything." Kim said. "What? I read often." she said after we looked at her confused.
"All who vote to not
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The Secret of the Watches Pt 3
Half hour time skip, 3rd person POV
"Okay, I think we're far away enough. Now, WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING AND WHY DID YOUR IDIOT OF A BEST FRIEND GIVE AWAY WHERE WE'RE HEADING!!!!??" Stacey yells they stop running.
"First off, calm down, for all we know, they could be not that far away, and second, he's not entirely an idiot. Giving away that location was part of the plan." Andrew says.
"Wait, he's not an idiot?" she says.
"No, he's still an idiot, just not a total one. Besides, we aren't going to Texas. We actually found 2 places that are in the middle of where we live." he says.
"So, where we going?" she asks.
"Rapid City, South Dakota." Andrew says.
"And just HOW are we getting there?" she asks.
"Okay, my plan is simple. All we need are a few dozen bags of chips and a motorcycle." he says.
"Well, I know you enough to figure out the rest of the plan." she says.
"Then lets do this." he says before they start running.
6 hour time skip 
"Finally......a gas station...." Andre
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When I Make This a Story
Unfortunately, this is gonna be the last thing I do for some time, as the hotel I'm gonna be at has small rooms, and as such, I won't have enough privacy to work on anything. For 5 weeks. And I'm not locking myself in the bathroom anytime I want to do anything. Though with my ninja-level stealth, I could pull off something.... Okay, never mind, things are just gonna be really slow. But with that, here we go!
Steven and Michelle wearing each other's clothes.
Steven: Why did I think my clothes would fit your body?
Michelle: Yeah, this is quite tight.
Steven: You really need to work out.
Michelle: Shut up, lets change.
Steven: I suppose we're just looking at ourselves and bodies we're stuck with for God knows how long.
Michelle: Sure our intellects didn't get swapped as well?
Andrew striking the finishing blow on Spectress.
Andrew: THIS IS REVENGE FOR SWAPPING MY FRIEND AND GIRLFRIEND'S BODIES!!
Spectress: Please...don't....
Andrew: *sword starts glowing*
Spectress: My only regret..is tha
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When I can't think of the next title for this one.
Kim discovers Spectress's terrible secret.
Spectress: I swear, I deny everything!
Kim: Nice try! I know you're the lesbian character of the series!
Spectress: *whispers* Keep it down, I don't want anyone to know...
Kim: No way, I'm telling everyone! *pulls out phone and runs*
Spectress: GET BACK HERE YOU BI*CH!!
Kim: *texts everyone*
Meanwhile, at a road trip....
Luke, Tom, and I: *get the text*
Luke: Oh my god!!
Tom: This is crazy!
Me: I f**king knew it!
Meanwhile, in midair.....
Mike, Stacey and Andrew: *get the text*
Andrew: I am slightly less intimidated by her now.
Stacey: Well, pretty sure Kim's running for her life.
Mike: We should probably save her. 
Andrew and Luke decide to go camping. Luke reads the map upside down and they both become terribly lost.
Luke: Wait a minute...this map is upside down.
Andrew: YOU F**KING IDIOT!!! NOW WE'RE LOST!
Luke: Well, lets keep it upside down and follow it backwards.
Andrew: Oh, that make sense. If we hurry, we can get to the camp
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Bored Level: NOT QUITE 9000!!!!
Andrew and Mike meeting after they haven't seen each other in a very long time.
Andrew: WASSUP!!!
Mike: WASSUP!!!
Andrew: WASSLEFT!!!
Mike: WASSRIGHT!!!
Both: *laugh*
Andrew: So, what's been going on since I last saw you?
Mike: Not much, but I can do this. *turns into a dragon*
Andrew: Reminds me of a really weird dream I had..... I turned into a girl, then became part dragon. You were there too, but you had always been a girl and you turned into a vampire witch. Kim was some plant lady, and I married female part yeti Luke.
Mike: Uhh...wanna meet my new friends? One's a half snake girl, and the other's an anthropomorphic Vaporeon.
Andrew: Hell yeah!
Stacey knits an ugly sweater for Kim and she is forced to wear it.
Stacey: Enjoy the revenge.
Kim: How did you even find out that I locked you and Andrew together?!
Stacey: You left the receipt for the handcuffs out.
Kim: Oh.
Stacey: I also put 5 tags in it.
Kim: *gasp* YOU MONSTER! ONE TAG IS ANNOYING ENOUGH, AND FIVE IS TAKING IT TOO FAR!
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When I'm still bored (and finally got my computer)
Tom frustrated by losing a board game to Mike.
Tom: GAHHHH!! SCREW YOU, SCREW THIS GAME, SCREW YOUR MOM LIKE I DID LAST NIGHT!!!
Mike: Wait what?
Tom: Nothing.....
Mike: Okay, you owe me like 20 bucks now.
Tom: Double or nothing.
Mike: You're on.
*one game of Monopoly later*
Tom: GAHHHH!! SCREW YOU, SCREW THIS GAME!!! *flips a table and leaves*
Mike: Hey! I want my forty bucks!! *runs after him*
Luke and Kim play an MMO together.Luke is the tank and Kim is the healer.
Luke: YOLO!!!!!! *runs through a ton of enemies*
*5 minutes later*
Kim: *healing him* Again?
Luke: Shut up, you'd do it too.
Kim: No I wouldn't. I'm not stupid.
Luke: *sad face*
Kim: Sorry...
Luke: YOLO!!!! *runs*
Kim: Not again....
Stacey and Andrew got handcuffed together and lost the key.
Both: CRAP!!!!! *start pulling away from each other*
Andrew: This isn't working.
Stacey: Yeah....
Andrew: *grabs a wrench* Would you like to do the honors?
Stacey: Why not. *grabs it and breaks the chain*
Both: FREEDOM!!!
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When I'm More Bored
Kim is a demon summoned by wizard Mike to do their bidding.
Mike: *random magic stuff* I SUMMON YOU, O DEMON, TO DO MY BIDDING.
Kim: *appears as a sexy demon*
Mike: *poker face* Actually, works for me.
Kim: F**k it, what do you want?
Mike: *sexy stare intensifies*
Kim: *awkwardness intensifes*
Prompt from: http://rpgens.tumblr.com/miniscenario
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When I'm Bored
Luke is about to do something stupid. Andrew does not think this is a good idea.
Luke: Come on, it'll be funny!
Andrew: Don't do it.
Luke: Screw you, I'm doing it. *dumps a jar of jelly on his head*
Andrew: Don't do it!!
Luke: *laughs*
Andrew: I'm serious!!
Luke: *runs into Walmart* I AM TOAST!!!!!!! *does that for 2 hours*
Andrew: I stand corrected. That was hilarious.
Prompt gotten from: http://rpgens.tumblr.com/miniscenario
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The Secret of the Watches Part 2
Andrew POV
At this point, you're probably thinking: "What the hell is going on right now?" Honestly, back then I would have loved to have an answer to that question. But this is what I found out. Some random Darkrai decided to take all of us while we were stuck in crystals. Luke saw this nd said "What the damn is going on?" The Darkrai did that Jedi mind thing and said "You didn't see anything" before knocking Luke out and taking the rest of us away. 
2 hours later, in some random 18 wheel truck on a highway in the middle of nowhere: The Darkrai's POV
Well hello there all you losers looking for something to take your mind off your crappy day jobs or homework. (Note: No offense to anyone.) I'm Spectress, leader of a small group dedicated to f**king everything up in order to take over stuff. I can feel your mind saying "Cliche villain, who's a girl for once" But for once, someone managed to catch the heroes before they got any powers. Now all I gotta do is kill them, and wait.....Cr
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The Secret Of The Watches Pt 1 Remake
Unknown Year, ??? POV
Well, where do I begin with this story? I guess I'll introduce myself like I was at the start of this whole thing. My name is Andrew, and my friends are Kim, Mike, Tom, Stacey, and my brother Luke. So, lets go back to 2012, which is about when this whole mess started.
August 6, 2012, Andrew POV
I see a big figure in the darkness, smiling like it's found a kill. I look to my left and see a Gardevoir and a Blastoise. I look to my right and see a Staraptor, Flygon, and another Pokemon that I don't know, but looks like a big fox with dress-like fur and a wand. The figure starts charging a blast, and right before it hits me...
I awake screaming.
"Dude, you okay?" Luke said, walking in.
"I'm good, just one hell of a dream." I say.
"I'll say, Mom and Dad panicked and sent me up. Now c'mon, first day of 7th for both of us." Luke says, leaving me to get ready.
I'm just your typical 13 year old on his way to school for my first day of 7th grade. Epic brown hair, same emeral
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Total Shock
"Wahoo!" I said as I skated through Lumiose City. Suddenly I noticed a small shine on the ground. "Finally! A thunder stone for my Pikachu!" I called out Deathbird, the Yveltal I had saved in Team Flare's HQ. "Ok, time to head home now. I hopped on and flew home instantly. "Mom! Where's my Pikachu!"
"I think she's out on route 1 dear." Mom said
"Pikachu, where are you? Aura, help me find her." I said releasing the Lucario Korrina gave me.
"Pika!" a small voice said.
"There you are! You really need to stop playing hide-and-seek, ok?" I said. Pikachu nodded. "Oh! I have a present for you!" I said, pulling out the thunder stone. Then it started glowing. "Huh? Why is it glow....Ahh!!" The light made me feel weak. I then released Wave, Lady Chomp, Grace, Deathbird and my Blaziken. "Guys..something's wrong, so thanks for being my best friends." Famous last words. In human language at least. As I slept spiky yellow fur covered me as my ears moved to the top of my head and grew. I got a lot sm
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STOP RIGHT THERE!! Yes, you, person who's browsing and stopped to read this. Do you like magic? Do you like to RP? Are you tired of having nothing to do? If you answered yes to any of those questions, you're in the right place. But first, a bit of a story...

There were woods near your house. You may or may not have gone there a few times. This part doesn't matter. What does matter is the fact that there are rumors of the place being haunted. People hear laughs occasionally, yet no one seems around. Out of your own curiosity, or a bet, you decide to check it out. Hopefully you won't regret that decision.....

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-It doesn't really matter what you want in this RP, but the beginning will probably not change.
-Please ask before you try to throw something new into the RP, I might not be okay with it.
-Type like you passed a 5th grade English class, not like a 12 year old trying to be edgy.
-I don't expect you to write a paragraph, and you shouldn't expect that of me. But give me something to work with, otherwise it's no fun.
-My schedule is one of the crazier ones out there. Don't expect any amount of time for a reply. But do expect one. Eventually.
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  • Playing: Competitive-level Pokemon

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Yo Thomas. u here?
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*floats down* WHY YES I AM.
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cool.:3
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Rp?
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Hello?
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Who are you and how did you find this place?
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Dragonitemaniac's Majora's Mask TF RP's comments section; and I'm a writer/roleplayer.
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