You know, life can be crazy. It can give you amazing times or luck, completely screw you for no reason, or surprise you. But this? It's all 3 in one go. Does that make sense to you? Probably not. Well, anyways, my name is Tristan, and I am.......a completely normal human who just fell into random uncertain circumstances. Seriously. I have basically nothing special. I'm pretty damn clever, but all that's done for me is get me through the 12 years of hell that is the American schooling system. You probably don't care about that, do you? I'm surprised that there will probably be people still reading this instead of skipping to the good part. I could hide a message here and most would just have skipped over it. Maybe I will next time there's a long unnecessary paragraph of introduction.
Okay, so I live in South Carolina. Yes, this is where Myrtle Beach is. No, we don't go to the beach all year. Got it? Okay. It was a rather sad time, the woods where me and my friends always played was abou